The first time I saw my new neighbor's wife, I thought, "that's as good as it gets." You know the feeling after seeing a Victoria's Secret commercial, browsing Maxim.com, or gracing the cover of a magazine. You just think, for that make and model, it just doesn't get any better. That's how I felt upon seeing Maria. If anyone was a 10, for me, it was her. I'm not saying she was perfect, because I don't believe any person is perfect, but her combination was the perfect combination for me. I've been stunned before Catherine Zeta-Jones in Zorro, Salma Hayek in Desperado but never in person. I've never seen a woman so awesome that she left me rock hard at first sight. After twenty years of examining female beauty, this was a first...